|August 26, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Everyone in NYC is talking about this week’s earthquake and the upcoming hurricane.
Me, I have bigger things to worry about:
Like how to get rid of the locusts in my house.
Reportedly Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have broken up.
Apparently he wanted to face Hurricane Irene alone…
and she was not happy with his batting average.
Steve Jobs quit Apple.
His replacement will be named as soon as they go through
all the resumes they received from their ad on craigslist.
Don’t believe what you read…Jobs did not leave on good terms.
How do i know?
His going away present was a Zune.
Mommar Khadafy applied for Jobs’ job.
Surprisingly he didn’t show up for the interview.