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Who could have predicted it would take longer to clear up the debt ceiling mess than it took Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

I don’t know how he does it, but through it all John Boehner
somehow manages to maintains his tan.
Now that, my friends, is dedication.
(Actually, I do know how he does it. It’s called a tanning salon.)

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was taken to the hospital this week because he had difficulty breathing due to his asthma.
I’m no doctor, but maybe they should check into the fact that he weighs 600 pounds.

I want to get an iPad but I thought I would wait until the new one comes out in September.
But then someone told me the model after that is due in June 2012 with mega new features.
This whole thing is so stressful that I think I’m going
to scrap the whole thing and buy a newspaper instead.

Alex Trebek was hurt this week after he chased down a robber
OR
I’ll take “Game Show Hosts Who Think They Are Superheroes for $200”

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