|February 25, 2011||Posted by Billy Robinson under pop culture||
kicked off of “American Idol”,
I strongly suggest you don’t watch “Libyan Idol”
I’m working on an app for the iPhone.
I have no idea what I’m doing,
but it always impresses people when I tell them.
What do “Access Hollywood”, “The Insider”,
“Entertainment Tonight” and “Extra”
all have in common?
Can you believe there was once a time
when we didn’t have cell phones…
and Piers Morgan was not on TV?
Raise your hand if you are a celebrity
and you were NOT molested in your youth.
That’s what I thought…not one hand up.
Aren’t Hurricanes usually given first names, not last?
So why is the next big storm named “Hurricane Kardashian”.
How do libraries manage to stay in business
when all that they do is give out free books all day?
In the past week both Justin Bieber and Kanye West
have spoken out on abortion.
I could care less.
However, I am waiting patiently
for Kelly Ripas’ take on what’s going on
in the Middle East.
Had a root canal on Monday. During the procedure the TV
was tuned to “The Today Show” with Kathie Lee and Hoda Koda.
The whole time I was trying to figure out
which was more painful.
Even though I’m not a star and can’t dance,
I still think I should be considered
for “Dancing With The Stars”
It’s only been a few days, but I’m already Melo-ed out!
Name heard most this week: Momar Khadafy
Name heard least this week: Sally Jesse Raphael