Possible Theories On Why They Pulled the Plug on Springsteen and McCartney In London
|July 15, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
The cop who did it is a Stones fan,
never liked the Beatles.
And he hates Springsteen.
They had an early-morning photo shoot together
for the cover of AARP Magazine
The fake leg of Paul’s ex-wife, Heather Mills, came loose,
causing her to trip on the electrical cord.
The rain intensified and their hair dye started to run
The Olympic Committee did it,
claiming it was delaying the start of the javelin competition.
London’s electric bill was sky-high last month
and were told if it happened again this month,
they’d be grounded
Mitt Romney did it, trying to divert attention from
his Bain Capital/CEO controversy.
Katie Holmes did it, because she’s free and
can do whatever the hell she damn pleases.