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Inauguration 2013

Overheard at President Obama’s
Inauguration 2013

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“I get the feeling there’s something going on between
the President and Beyonce.”

 

“I get the feeling there’s something going on between
Bill Clinton and Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson.”

 

“I wrote a poem about the poet.
It’s called You Bore Me.”

 

“Great news…
Jodi Foster was supposed to speak…
but had to cancel.”

 

“I don’t believe in torture
but I would make an exception
when it comes to the person
who suggested Michelle get bangs.”

 

“Do you think the networks are breaking away
from their coverage of Lance Armstrong
and Manti Te’o to show this?”

 

“Would you like to sign a petition to bring back
Aretha’s big ugly bow hat?”

 

“Wow, it’s a big day for American Idol
with Kelly Clarkson singing My Country,’Tis of Thee
and Ruben Studdard selling hot dogs to the crowd.”

 

“I heard Mitt Romney was supposed to be here but
he’s busy destroying a company he bought.”

 

“I’m not racist, but James Taylor
has got to be the whitest man in America.”
 



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