Overheard On Father’s Day 2012
|June 18, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
I have two mommies, so I call today “Awkward Day.”
Sorry about that boring card.
There wasn’t much of a choice.
In fact, there were actually more
Congratulations On Your Successful Hernia Surgery cards.
Oh, great…thanks for the apron…perfect for when I BBQ.
I will put it over here with the other 16 I don’t use.
You should always listen to your dad:
Mine said only an idiot would pay $14
to see that stupid new Adam Sandler movie,
but I went anyway.
He was right.
Are you sure you want your daily “massage” now?
It’s Father’s Day…
why not spend some quality time with the kids?
Since it’s Father’s Day I plan to spend the whole day
on the couch watching sports.
Come to think of it,
I did the same exact thing on Mother’s Day.
Who wants hamburgers?
Who wants hot dogs?
Who wants Pepto?
Chris Bosh has a kid? I thought…
Mom, since dad is out of town
I think I am going to spend my Father’s Day
with Mr. Sandusky.