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Overheard During The Great NYC Earthquake of 2011

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“I hope they don’t cancel my Pilates class tonight.”

“I saw the Statue of Liberty sway back and forth.
And then I realized I took LSD two hours ago”

“I just know one of those “Real Housewives” had something to do with this.”

“Nobody cares about a damn earthquake…
just give me my damn change for the hot dog.”

“I heard Kim Kardashian just cut short her honeymoon so she could fly to NYC
and tape a very special earthquake episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

“Someone told me that in all the commotion
that French politician dude groped 3 women.”

“Run for your lives…Donald Trump’s hair came lose and is terrorizing the city”

“It was scary.
Something in my office almost moved.”

“I was in a cab and when the earthquake hit,
the meter jumped from $5 to $20!!”

“The last time I felt an earthquake that bad was never.”

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