Overheard at the Wall Street Protests
|October 10, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“This hour of protest is brought to you by Hyundai.”
“I can’t protest on Thursday. I’m getting a colonoscopy.”
“How did they make protest signs in the Sixties without Sharpies?”
“Protest? I thought this was the line for the new iPhone.”
“There’s a rumor going around that the CEO of our protest
just got 25-million-dollars in stock options.”
“Just got back from the doctor.
I have tendonitis from holding up my damn sign.”
“Those people across the street are protesting our protest.
Is that legal?”
“This will probably be my last day here.
I believe in the cause,
but I also believe my fellow protestors should shower.”
“How did they protest in the Sixties without
taking a break for a Starbucks Iced Chai Tea Latte?”