Overheard At The Beach
|August 1, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“I saw a report on the news that said beach sand contains toxic chemicals
that are slowly killing us.”
“Why is the “Jaws” Theme playing every time I go in the water?”
“The sandwiches my wife makes have sand in them even when we’re not at the beach.”
“What am I stepping on and why does it feel so gross?”
“You know that annoying family that always sits over there?
Yesterday a giant wave killed each and every one of them.
How great is that?”
“Why do only fat and ugly people go to nude beaches?”
“I have sand in creases I never knew I had.”
“I love coming to the beach, even though I hate the sand
and would never go in that disgusting water.”