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Overheard At The Beach

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“I saw a report on the news that said beach sand contains toxic chemicals
that are slowly killing us.”

“Why is the “Jaws” Theme playing every time I go in the water?”

“The  sandwiches my wife makes have sand in them even when we’re not at the beach.”

“What am I stepping on and why does it feel so gross?”

“You know that annoying family that always sits over there?
Yesterday a giant wave killed each and every one of them.
How great is that?”

“Why do only fat and ugly people go to nude beaches?”

“I have sand in creases I never knew I had.”

“I love coming to the beach, even though I hate the sand
and would never go in that disgusting water.”

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