Overheard At Alec Baldwin’s Wedding
|July 2, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
His bride teaches yoga.
Make that used to teach yoga.
Supposedly he took her class once and
accused the woman next to him of stealing his mat.
I always forget:
Which one of his brothers is an ass?
Oh, now I remember…all 3 of them are.
His daughter and his wife seem to get along great.
No surprise, considering they are only 6 months apart.
His daughter is the official photographer for the wedding.
Not because she’s a great photographer,
but no professional ones
would do it without getting battle pay.
I heard she wants to have kids,
but only if Alec promises not to
leave them any voicemails.
She had to sign a prenup.
She will get $1-million for every punch
he throws at her.