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Overheard At Alec Baldwin’s Wedding

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His bride teaches yoga.
Make that used to teach yoga.

 

Supposedly he took her class once and
accused the woman next to him of stealing his mat.

 

I always forget:
Which one of his brothers is an ass?
Oh, now I remember…all 3 of them are.

 

His daughter and his wife seem to get along great.
No surprise, considering they are only 6 months apart.

 

His daughter is the official photographer for the wedding.
Not because she’s a great photographer,
but no professional ones
would do it without getting battle pay.

 

I heard she wants to have kids,
but only if Alec promises not to
leave them any voicemails.

 

She had to sign a prenup.
She will get $1-million for every punch
he throws at her.

 


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