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I hope Colin Firth doesn’t win.
It will probably take him 15 minutes
to spit out his acceptance speech. 

More people saw Charlie Sheen sober this year
than Best Picture Nominee “Winter’s Bone”

James Franco is one busy guy.
Besides co-hosting “The Oscars” this year
he attended college, starred in “127 Hours”,
appeared on “General Hospital,
wrote a book, and hosted “Saturday Night Live”.
Pretty impressive considering he only has one arm.

I  thought “The Kids Are Alright” was boring.
Would have been much better if the women of “Black Swan”
(Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis)
replaced Annette Benning and Julianne Moore.

I don’t know where he got the idea,
but I hear Geoffrey Rush
plans to arrive in a giant egg.

It’s encouraging to see that so many people logged off
of Facebook
this year to go see a movie about Facebook.

Didn’t see “Black Swan”.
I have no desire to pay ten-dollars to hear more
about the BP oil spill.

“Toy Story 3” was a great movie…
And now  ”Toy Story 4” is on the way.
It takes place in the present.
A world with no toys…
just video games.
So Woody and Buzz
plot to destroy the video game industry…
once they finish the next level of “Call of Duty”

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