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News From Planet Earth…The Laughingstock Of The Universe

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ACTUAL HEADLINES/ACTUAL INSANITY (just from the last couple of days)

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Bizarre Trend: Extreme Ironing   (I can guarantee you this is NOT a trend on college campuses)

Freeze Tag, Kickball Unsafe: New York State  (They left some out: Jumping rope, jumping  jacks, jacks…and that’s just “the J’s”)

Inmate Demands California Pay For Sex Change (Operation or not, he will be someone’s wife in the next couple of days)

STD’s Soar Among Seniors (“Seniors” as in “Citizens”…not “High School”)

MLB Pitcher Takes Heat For Attending Daughter’s Birth (How dare he! No surprise, though… He’s the same guy who had the nerve to attend his mother’s funeral)

Queen, Middletons Finally Meet  (Just one of the perks of royalty; You get to meet your favorite band.

iPhone Keeps Record of Everywhere You Go (So does my stalker…and my wife)

Some NY Cab Drivers To Wear Bulletproof Vests (and most passengers bring along air-freshener)

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