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Recent Letters To And From Celebrities: Including Katie Holmes, Jeremy Lin, Batman, Mr. Met and More

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Dear Salvation Army,

Please find enclosed 300 pairs of shoes, all flats.
I will not be needing them anymore.
Thanks.

Katie Holmes


Dear Mr. Romney,

Enclosed are the updated resumes you requested (again)
reflecting changes (again) to your time at Bain Capital.

Bob Stevens
Bob Stevens Printing Emporium


Dear Jeremy Lin,

I would appreciate it if you would send me $15,
the cost of the now-useless Lin-Sanity T-shirt I bought
after saving up for 2 months.

Robbie King
Age 12


Dear Imagine Films,

I took my 5-year-old son to see the Katie Perry movie
and he was traumatized after seeing her breasts in 3-D.
At the least, could you please refund us the cost of the his ticket.

Martha Halfcull

P.S. My husband, on the other hand, loved the film.



Dear Blue Cross Blue Shield,

Please explain to me why you would not cover medication
prescribed to me for the extreme swelling of my head.
Please get back to me with an explanation ASAP.

Donald Trump


Dear Blue Cross Blue Shield,

Please explain to me why you would not cover medication
prescribed to me for the extreme swelling of my head.
Please get back to me with an explanation ASAP.

Mr. Met


Dear Batman,

Why so glum all the time?
You have a fulfilling job, keeping the people of Gotham City safe.
And you make millions from your movies.
Maybe, Mr. Dark Knight, it’s your poor record with the ladies.
If so, here’s some advice:
Take off that ridiculous mask when you go out on a date.
Talk about a no-brainer.

Anonymous



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