Money Tips For These Turbulent Times
|August 11, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Things To Do With Your Money:
Put it all on black.
Buy the domain name “The United States of Apple.Com”
Get Rupert Murdoch’s cell # and sell it to the highest bidder.
Start A Gay Wedding Consulting Service (in Blue States only)
Invest In E.R.G. Ltd. (English Riot Gear)
Things NOT To Do With Your Money:
Don’t put it all on red.
Don’t buy stock in Blackberry.
Don’t take your money out of the bank and leave it under your mattress.
Your money will get bed bugs there.
Find another place around the house.
Don’t Start A Gay Wedding Consulting Service (in Red States only)
Don’t invest with any company that has the word “Madoff” in the name.