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Moammar Khadafy on Twitter: A Timely Post From The Past

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Every time I see a headline describing
someone as “mentally unstable”,
I’m not quite sure if they are referring
to me or Charlie Sheen.

I wish someone would open a Carvel store in Libya.
I love their ice cream!

“Muammar Gaddafi”
“Muammar Gadaffi”
“Moammar Khadafy”
“Muammar Qaddafi”
“Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi”
Hey people of the press, do me a favor…pick one spelling
and stick to it!!!

If I have to flee Libya I think I will go to Egypt…
I hear it’s nice and quiet there.

Every night I cry myself to sleep
because the press keeps calling me “crazy”.
Just because I am a dictator doesn’t mean I have no feelings.

Whatever happened to that “pants on the ground” guy?

The latest offer from the people:
Step down and you can be a judge
on “Dancing With the Dissidents”

I’m going to have the last laugh…
I have been the leader of Libya for 42 years.
I don’t think they realize they will have to
give me 84 weeks of pay…plus COBRA!

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