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Mitt Romney’s Hurricane Checklist

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Backup generator

 

Backup generator for the backup generator

 

Separate backup generator for the car elevator

 

Always have cash on hand so you don’t have to make a last-minute trip to Switzerland

 

Make sure all of your cars have gas (even the ones you barely drive)

 

Send all of your maids, cook and butlers home to be with their loved ones

 

On second thought, insist your maids, cooks and butlers stay

 

Check the safe in the study to make sure you have enough Just For Men

 

Lots of flashlights. And lots of people to hold them for you.

 

Extra foie gras



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