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Lindsay Lohan: My 5 Reasons Why You Should Vote “Mitt Romney For President”

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He’s against ObamaCare.
And so am I.
Even though I pay thousands a month
out of my own pocket for my mom’s crazy pills.

 

How can you not vote for a guy
that has a car elevator in his house?
That’s badass.

 

He doesn’t drink which means he will always have
a clear mind when making important decisions.
I should know.
I haven’t had a drink in 3 hours
and had no problem picking out an outfit today.

 

If you get in any legal trouble…
like a car accident, DUI, theft…
he has major connections to make it all go away.**

 

Staples is my favorite store.
Who doesn’t love the aisles and aisles of paper and pens and stuff?
And who knew there were so many different kinds of Sharpies?

 



**Only applicable to the 47%.



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