Lindsay Lohan: My 5 Reasons Why You Should Vote “Mitt Romney For President”
|September 20, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
He’s against ObamaCare.
And so am I.
Even though I pay thousands a month
out of my own pocket for my mom’s crazy pills.
How can you not vote for a guy
that has a car elevator in his house?
He doesn’t drink which means he will always have
a clear mind when making important decisions.
I should know.
I haven’t had a drink in 3 hours
and had no problem picking out an outfit today.
If you get in any legal trouble…
like a car accident, DUI, theft…
he has major connections to make it all go away.**
Staples is my favorite store.
Who doesn’t love the aisles and aisles of paper and pens and stuff?
And who knew there were so many different kinds of Sharpies?
**Only applicable to the 47%.