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Lebron Excuses

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“The sun was in my eyes. For real.”

“Hey, don’t blame me. It’s Dwayne Wade’s team.”

“I was distracted by the Weiner scandal.”

“I took it easy in the 4th quarters so I would be fresh for the 5th quarter.”

“I still haven’t gotten over the “American Idol” finale. That country dude should not have won.”

“Before every game Dirk Nowitzki put itching powder in my shorts.”

“Chris Bosh is soft, if you know what I mean.” (At least he will stay away from my mom)

“By game 6 I couldn’t find a headband big enough to cover up the fact that I’m going bald.You bald guys know how distracting that could be.”

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