It’s So Hot In NYC…
|June 9, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
…Donald Trump was ordered indoors because of concerns that the hot air he produces when speaking would make things worse.
…Mayor Bloomberg bought every available company that manufactures freezers.
…Anthony Weiner wore shorts…with a built-in camera.
…The Naked Cowboy was actually naked.
…The Statue of Liberty picked up and moved to the frozen food section of D’Agostinos.
…people with no-show jobs actually showed up…to be in the air-conditioning.
…the homeless went from sleeping in refrigerator boxes to sleeping in actual refrigerators.