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If Abe Lincoln Were On Twitter Back In The Day/President’s Day

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“I don’t take off work for my birthday…
so explain to me why the hell
the rest of the country does?”

 

“After everything I’ve done for this country,
how do they pay me back?
By putting my picture on the damn penny!!
The penny!!!! What an insult!!!” 

 

“Great news…my log  cabin is being featured
in this month’s “Log Cabin Digest.”

 

“Chicks dig my beard.”

 

“Don’t tell anyone but  I used Wikipedia
as a source when I wrote
“The Gettysburg Address”

 

“Things to do today:
1. Buy milk
2. Free the slaves
3. Get a haircut”

 

“Going to the theatre tonight.
Should be a blast.” (too soon?)

 

“Honest Abe, my ass. I will lie and cheat
all day long to get what I want. I’m gangsta!”

 

“Here’s a little joke I just made up:
Q: What do I make in the bathroom?
A: Lincoln Logs”

 


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