If Abe Lincoln Were On Twitter Back In The Day/President’s Day
|March 15, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
so explain to me why the hell
the rest of the country does?”
how do they pay me back?
By putting my picture on the damn penny!!
The penny!!!! What an insult!!!”
in this month’s “Log Cabin Digest.”
“Chicks dig my beard.”
“Don’t tell anyone but I used Wikipedia
as a source when I wrote
“The Gettysburg Address”
“Things to do today:
1. Buy milk
2. Free the slaves
3. Get a haircut”
“Going to the theatre tonight.
Should be a blast.” (too soon?)
“Honest Abe, my ass. I will lie and cheat
all day long to get what I want. I’m gangsta!”
Q: What do I make in the bathroom?
A: Lincoln Logs”