|August 31, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
You know what the problem with Hurricanes is?…
(Besides the rain, the wind and the destruction?)
The name of a Hurricane should put some fear in you,
make you want to evacuate.
“Irene” is not one of those names.
In fact, no women’s name can scare you
(Except for your wife’s name)
So, here are my suggestions for future Hurricane names.
Names designed to scare the crap out of you.
“Hurricane Mike Tyson in The Hangover”
“Hurricane Dick Cheney”
“Hurricane Bed Stuy at 3am”
“Hurricane Bed Stuy at 3pm”
“Hurricane Michael Vick’s Dogs”
“Hurricane Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”
“Hurricane Acme Anvil”
“Hurricane Rosie O’Donnell Naked”
“Hurricane President Palin”
“Hurricane President Bachman”
“Hurricane Chuck Norris”