How I Would Have Ended “Entourage”
|September 14, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Finally realizes all of his friends, and his brother, are worthless. Tells them all to screw off and that he’ll see them when they make the Entourage movie.
Now that his brother has left, goes back to his real brother Matt Dillon, who mooches off Drama since he hasn’t made a movie in 15 years.
Gains back all of his weight…and more. So now he’s fatter than ever, Vince is gone and he’s a grown man with the name “Turtle.” It all adds up to one thing: No Spinoff for YOU!!
Sloan’s father shoots E and the bullet ricochets off his head. Miraculously, E is okay, although for some unexplained reason it causes him to finally get a personality.
Ari’s wife won’t take him back, his kids hate him, he’s fired from his job and is destitute. He has only one option: Move in with Lloyd.
Ari taught Lloyd so much about being an agent. Now they are living together and Lloyd can finally return the favor and teach Ari a thing or two. (wink wink)