?? Guess Who’s Already on Twitter??
|January 25, 2011||Posted by Billy Robinson under pop culture||
Her name is “Patricia”…and guess what??…She’s already on Twitter.
* How do you spell “yacht”? I want to put it on my “list”
* So far all she has given me is a subscription to her magazine…and because I am her half sister, it’s only for 6 months!
* Truth be told, I prefer “Ellen”
* Attention all friends, co-workers, etc.: stop asking me for money….we haven’t got to that conversation…yet.
* Talk about timing…we finally meet and her show is about to end! Just my luck!
* I wonder if Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are on my health care plan
* Gayle is not happy that I surfaced…now she has to share Oprah with me.
* I should have taken as a sign back in third grade when my favorite crayon was “the color purple”.
* Well, one of my questions got answered today: “Yes, Stedman is breathing”.
* I’m not stopping here…I’m already working on trying to find out if Samuel L. Jackson is my brother
* Gayle just got me alone and said “Don’t even think about it….Her inheritance is mine, all mine”