Guaranteed To Be Heard At Every Super Bowl Party On Sunday
|January 30, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“The commercials suck this year.”
“The commercials are great this year.”
“What kind of idiot serves borscht at a Super Bowl party?
“I had tickets on the 50-yard line to the game,
but decided it would be more fun
watching it here with you guys.”
“Newt Gingrich says in 10 years the Super Bowl will be played on the moon.”
“Madonna’s so old I’m hoping she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.”
“I pray Steven Tyler isn’t singing the National Anthem.”
“This is the third year in a row I was invited to
a Transgender Vegan Super Bowl Party.”
“I’m going with the Giants because in the real world
a giant would defeat a patriot.”
“If Tom Brady loses he will have nothing to live for.
Except 3 Super Bowl rings,
his supermodel wife
and a new 200,000 square foot home.”
“I heard this year an ad on the Super Bowl costs $23-million.”
“Do you think there is a person left in America that doesn’t know that “the Voice” is on after the Super Bowl and “Smash” premiers Monday?”
“Are you kidding me?
That wasn’t holding?
Hey ref, hold this!”