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London 2012 Summer Olympics: The New Events & Rules You Probably Didn’t Know About

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Water Polo:
For some strange reason
the entire U.S. team
has the same last name: Romney

 

Underwater-Mortgage Race:
The first person with a bad mortgage to drown
the person who sold them that mortgage wins.

 

Sailing:
This event is only open to bankers.
See it live as they sail away into the sunset
with your money.

 

Rowing:
The big question:
Will the Winklevoss Twins participate…
or will they have to be in court?

 

Equestrian:
For some strange reason
the entire U.S. team
has the same last name: Romney

 

“Swimming In Debt” Relay
This race is expected to be dominated by the U.S.,
simply because we are the best when it comes
to spending what we don’t have.
The winner is the one who doesn’t drown in debt.

Javelin Throw:
All participants this year learned how to throw the javelin
out of necessity, so they could feed their families.
Here’s how it works:
They will throw the javelin and attempt to kill
animals. The one who makes the best meal using
those animals wins.

 


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