Fictional Characters Reveal Their New Year’s Resolutions
|January 3, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“Finally finish up work on “The Daily Planet” iPad App.”
“Do everything in my power to stop the foreclosure of Wayne Manor.”
“Move out of New Jersey.
The toll hikes are killing me.
And Rex Ryan is an embarrassment.”
“Start giving a damn.”
“Sue the makers of “True Blood” and “Twilight.”
“Find a hobby, maybe take some classes or volunteer.
It’s hard going from 24-hour workdays to no work at all.”
“Confess to Marge that I had an affair with Lois Griffin.”
(Did somebody say “spinoff?”)
“Convince that J.K. Rowling chick to write another book about me.
I’m not ready to give up the limelight.”
“Be nicer to the idiots who come up to me and say “Run, Forrest, Run”
“Give in to my doctor and finally have laser-bolt removal surgery.”
“Spend more quality time with Jane and Cheetah.”
“Try a martini that’s stirred, not shaken.”