My 100% Unauthorized Guide To The New Fall 2012 TV Shows
**(Including That Crappy-Looking Show Starring Matthew Perry That NBC Promoted 3-Billion Times During The Olympics)

What You Can Expect…

That crappy-looking sitcom starring Matthew Perry
that NBC promoted 3-billion times during the Olympics.

That crappy-looking sitcom set in a vet’s office with lots of cute animals
that NBC promoted 3-billion times during the Olympics.

A show revolving around a big mystery
that could destroy the world
that will be cancelled before
we find out what the big mystery is.

14 new cupcake competition shows, including:

• Cupcakes To Die For
• Cupcake Shmupcake
• Which Is The Poisoned Cupcake?

 

New reality shows include:

• Honey Boo In Manhattan
• 16 And Getting An Abortion Right After My Super Sweet 16
• Beverly Hills Pawn Shop
• Hoarders Turned Interior Decorators
• Lost and Found At The Piggly Wiggly
• The Kardashians Go To Mars (Not really a show, just me wishin’)

A new gritty cop show revolving around mismatched partners.

A new gritty hospital drama with weird illnesses and
lots of sex between the doctors and nurses.

(Tomorrow: A look at changes coming to returning shows)

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