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Dear Mr. Brady,

Hey, how bout we bet on the game.
We win and I get to sleep with your wife once.
You win and you get to sleep with my wife 30 times.
Sound fair? Let me know if you are in.

Mr. E. Manning

Dear Mr. Gingrich,

Do us a favor and stay on your own planet.
Consider yourself warned!

The Man In The Moon

Dear Carnival Cruise Lines,

Recently I booked passage on one of your cruises.
Please cancel ASAP.
You can keep my deposit for all I care.

Everyone Who Booked Upcoming Carnival Cruise Vacations

Dear AARP,

I got my card in the mail and already saved money at the movie theatre.
Very cool.
Also, thanks again for sponsoring my Super Bowl Half-Time Show.

Yours Truly,

Dear American Airlines,

Please book me flights for today, tomorrow, the day after and the day after that.
I know I will need one of them, just not sure which yet.

Mike D’Antoni

To Whom It May Concern,

Stop asking me ridiculous questions,
like “What is the meaning of life?”
and “Who shot JR?”
It was funny once.
Now it’s just getting on my nerves.
Enough Already!



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