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Despite It All, Reasons Why You Should KEEP Your Blackberry

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You might need it as evidence
for the inevitable class action suit.

You can sell it on eBay in 30 years.

At some point everything comes back into style
(Except for MC Hammers’ parachute pants)

Give it to kids to use as a make-believe phone,
just like we adults have done for the past 10 years.

Use it as an excuse to ignore someones calls/email/text
(“You did? I never got it. I have a Blackberry. Case closed.)

Their app store is getting better:
They now have a grand total of 12 apps and they rock.
(Once you wait an hour for them to download
and then another half hour to reboot the phone)

It makes a great doorstop.
Paperweight, too.

Throwing it out is bad for the environment.
As well as global warming. (I made that one up)


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