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Celebrity Letters To Santa/Part 2

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Dear Santa,

I know a lot of people were not happy with me this year but I know I tried my best.  Oh, well. However, I still believe I deserve a present. I would love one of those basketballs that you never have to inflate with air. You have no idea what a pain in the ass it is trying to find an air pump here at the White House. It’s frustrating.

Thanks for listening,
President Barack Obama


Dear Santa,

The only thing I want is for you to bring me back some food once  your Xmas duties are done.  My list includes things you certainly can’t find in the North Pole: a bagel with a schmear, Sauteed fresh water mackerel seasoned with cilantro and wrapped in phyllo dough and, if there’s no line, get me a dozen cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery. That’s it and thanks again, honey!

Love,
Mrs. Claus


Dear Santa,

I know I haven’t been good this year, which is why I’m only asking for one thing:
Can you please bring me Justin Bieber.

Crossing My Fingers,
Jerry Sandusky


Dear Santa,

Like last year and the year before that I don’t want anything from you. Jesus gives me everything I need…everything I want. Although an iPad would be great. So I can read the Bible on it. And play Angry Birds. Thanks.

God Bless You,
Tim Tebow

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