Celebrity Letters To Santa/Part 2
|December 20, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
I know a lot of people were not happy with me this year but I know I tried my best. Oh, well. However, I still believe I deserve a present. I would love one of those basketballs that you never have to inflate with air. You have no idea what a pain in the ass it is trying to find an air pump here at the White House. It’s frustrating.
Thanks for listening,
President Barack Obama
The only thing I want is for you to bring me back some food once your Xmas duties are done. My list includes things you certainly can’t find in the North Pole: a bagel with a schmear, Sauteed fresh water mackerel seasoned with cilantro and wrapped in phyllo dough and, if there’s no line, get me a dozen cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery. That’s it and thanks again, honey!
I know I haven’t been good this year, which is why I’m only asking for one thing:
Can you please bring me Justin Bieber.
Crossing My Fingers,
Like last year and the year before that I don’t want anything from you. Jesus gives me everything I need…everything I want. Although an iPad would be great. So I can read the Bible on it. And play Angry Birds. Thanks.
God Bless You,