Category: pop culture

Can’t Decide What Movie To See This Holiday Season? You Don’t Have To. Because You Can Now See Them All At Once In This Blockbuster To End All Blockbusters. Sort of.

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Santa’s Long Overdue, Super-Secret Image Makeover For 2012

  Have Rudolph fitted with a new high-tech, laser-shooting nose.   Promote my new book, Fifty Shades of Mrs. Claus.   Move the toy workshop to China.   Then, give in to public pressure and hire some regular-sized people to make the toys.   Get one of those new-fangled hybrid sleds.   Shave my beard…for […] more

Homeland: The Soundtrack Album

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Overheard At The 12-12-12 Concert

  “All of these cops here and not one of them arrests Roger Daltrey? Isn’t there a law that senior citizens can’t take their shirts off in public?”     “There are more wrinkles onstage here tonight than there are in a roomful of Shar-Pei puppies.”     “Man, this concert is amazing… I can’t […] more

Tweets From Abe Lincoln,
Star of the Hit Film Lincoln
(In Theatres Now)

  You know why they didn’t make a movie about George Washington? Because no one gives a crap about that damn cherry tree story.   I don’t take off work for my birthday… so explain to me why the hell the rest of the country does?   After everything I’ve done for this country, how […] more

The Viagra Pop-Up Book And More Of The Best Books Of 2012

  The I.N.O.T.T. Best Books of 2012:   The Viagra Pop-Up Book   Making Origami Using Unused Jets Tickets   The Jewish Fifty Shades of Grey: But For You 49.99   Mitt Romney’s 101 Hair Tips and Tax Shelters   Is That Woman Sitting Over There Really A Dude?… And Other Popular Family Bar Bets […] more

Random Friday: Featuring The Embarrassing Return of John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John, The Secret To A Long Life, Pineapples That Taste Like Coconuts And More

  Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed that one of the existing Mac lines will be manufactured exclusively in the United States next year. If my math is correct those Macs to sell for $63,000.   Just what the world doesn’t need: Starbucks is planning to add at least 1,500 cafes in the US over the […] more

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant…
But Who’s The Real Father?

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Where’s Waldo?: The Celebrity Edition

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Random Friday: Featuring Obama And Mitt Hanging In The White House, David Wright And Twinkie Executives Cashing In And More

David Wright has accepted a 7-year, $122 million contract extension from the NY Mets, although now I’m hearing it might be off, as the whole thing was contingent on Fred Wilpon winning Powerball.   Not a single person was reported shot, stabbed or slashed in New York City on Monday, which means there were no […] more