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Cartoon Characters Richer Than Zuckerberg, New Exhibits At The Bronx Zoo and More “Sets of 3”

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Cartoon Characters Richer Than Mark Zuckerberg:

1. Richie Richie (Self-explanatory)
2. Mr. Spacely (Owner of Spacely Sprockets)
3. Bugs Bunny (Warner Brothers stock options)

 

New Exhibits At The Bronx Zoo:

1. “The Pit Bulls of Spanish Harlem”
2. “Pigeons And The Eccentric People Who Feed Them”
3. “Giant Rats Indigenous To The 1 Train”
Why It’s Better To Watch A Movie At Home Rather Than In A Theatre:

1. Raisinettes don’t cost $16
2. If the people you are watching with talk, you can tell them to shut up
2. You can shut it off if it sucks
Upcoming TV Singing Competitions:

1. “Sing In Tune…Or Die”
2. “Lead Vocal Yokel”
3. “America’s Best Bar Mitzvah Band”

 

Celebrities Everyone Likes:

1. Tina Fey
2. Adele
3. Tom Hanks

 

Ways To Lift Facebook Stock:

1. “Like” Something – Pay Something
2. Charge parents of teenagers an “embarrassment fee”
3. Fine users every time they write “lol.”

 

Hockey Terms That Are Also Money Terms

1. Bank (Shot)
2. Check
3. Charging

 

 


 

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