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Anonymous Tweets From The Sidelines During The Super Bowl

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“I guess they couldn’t get Lady Gaga for the halftime show,
so they got her mom instead.”

“I secretly hope we  lose so I can get the hell out of here,
go to my hotel room
and  watch “The Voice.”

“Damn, I forgot that if you’re playing you can’t see all the commercials.
That’s not fair.”

“Tom Brady is hot!”

“Oops…Is there an “Un-tweet” button on this thing??” 

“I wonder who we play next if we win today.”

“Shout out to all my family and friends here at the game:
My wife,
my  baby mama,
my other baby mama,
my tattoo artist,
my therapist…”

“I’ll explain it to you one more time, Mr. Brady…
We let them score a touchdown.
We DIDN’T let them win the game.”

“Ferris and The Patriots have something in common:
They both took the day off!”

“Things are spiralling out of control:
Not only did we just get called for too many men on the field,
but that extra man was Cee Lo!!”

“Eli used to be know as “Peyton’s brother.”
From this day forward Peyton will be referred to as “Eli’s brother.”


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