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(Almost) Everything You Wanted To Know About Starbucks

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Last week, for the first time in my life, I went to Starbucks to use their Wi-Fi.
Some observations:

Starbucks Drink Sizes Explained???

  • Tall:  Didn’t “tall” used to mean “tall?”
  • Grande:  The only time I will every order anything with the word “grande” in it is when I am at Taco Bell.
  • Venti: Venti in English means “vent,” which is what one does after paying $12 for it.

Least Ordered Drinks At Starbucks:

  • Double Pepto Expresso
  • Mocha Chai Frankenberry Swirl Moccachino

People You Will Find In Every Starbucks Store:

  • MacBook Guy
  • Twenty-something who has no money but somehow buys two $5 coffees a day
  • Hippie chick who, for some strange reason, thinks Starbucks is “counterculture”

CDs for Sale at Starbucks:

  • Enya’s Greatest Hits
  • Yanni’s Greatest Hits
  • The last 5 awful Paul McCartney releases
  • Sounds of the Humpback Whale
  • The Humpback Whale Live At The Fillmore


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