24 Hours of Headlines (Or “Where Did We Go Wrong?”)
|June 7, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Want to know how we are doing as a country?
Simply open up a newspaper…or go to one online.
I did just that, keeping track of headlines
for a random 24-hour period:
Wednesday, June 6th 7am – Thursday, June 7th, 7am.
They speak volumes.
And remember: This is ONLY 24 hours.
Face-Eating Site Now A Tourist Attraction
Girlfriend: I Felt Safe With Face-Eater
Mom Arrested For Cheering At Graduation
Couple Googled “Ways To Kill People In Their Sleep”
Then Strangled Girl
Women Wins $900K After Contracting Herpes From Sex Partner
Taco Bell Sold 100-Million Doritos Locos Tacos In 10 Weeks
Bank Gives Man Counterfeit Money, Refuses To Refund It
Designer Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Operates iPad, Has Two Maids
Amanda Bynes Charged With DUI, Asks Obama To Get Cop Fired
She Ran Over Her Boyfriend, Killed Him
Because He Broke Her iPhone
Kanye West’s Much-Hyped Air Yeezy-2 Sneakers Going For $80K Online
Man Allegedly Made Underage Sons Drink Liquor,
Threw Them In Pool As Punishment
Artist Turns His Deceased Cat Into A Helicopter