2011 Oscar Nominated Films – The Bad Reviews
|January 25, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
You can’t please everyone.
Even the best movies of the year get bad reviews.
So I scoured the web looking for those reviews
and bring you my favorite for each.
They’re all short and cliched.
My Week With Marilyn: “…Felt Like a Month”
Moneyball: “A Swing And A Miss”
The Help: “Needs Help”
Hugo: “Don’t Go!”
The Descendants: “More Like Descent Into Hell”
The Artist: “No Words Can Describe This Trash”
Midnight In Paris: “Sleep Time”
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: “Put The Tattoo Needle In My Eye Instead”
War Horse: “Bore Horse”
Tree of Life: “Dead On Arrival”
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: “…And Horribly Made”